Out of the mouth of babes........

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot milk and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said. "It makes my teeth cough."

DI (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget ....
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued, but at that moment my very little daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

Nothing like planning ahead is there

I know, didn't think men did that

Brilliant Minky those really made me laugh

Rhianna was playing hide and seek with her Grandma Nora the other week and her grandma hid one of her toy dogs and Rhianna had to find it. Anyway Rhianna looked everywhere and couldn't find it so her Grandma decided to give her a clue. When Rhianna moved further away from the toy her Grandma said, you are getting colder (Rhianna looked puzzled at this but didn't say anything) When Rhianna moved closer to the toy her Grandma said you are getting warmer and then when she moved closer again she said you are getting very warm now so Rhianna said 'Well course I am cos I am near the radiator aren't I Her Grandma was in fits of laughter

PMSL ah the innocence of kids

We took my god daughter to The Royal Welsh Show a few years ago and she asked "why has that horse got 5 legs"...........................exit one god father to leave her mother to answer that one

PMSL

er where was the 5th leg then Rob? :smt017

lol brilliant!

dont know Foxy I went for an ice-cream