A weird day

The binmen came at around 4.30am.

Pereg did an emerald green poo this morning. A normal poo but it was bright emerald green. No idea why.

I managed to tip my entire bowl of mixed diced salad [my main meal] into my lap and still cannot find the spoon.

And I think I must be old because in one of the deliveries I had there was a bottle of Rose Water bodysplash and a bottle of Lavender Water ditto and I love both of them - but are they not what old ladies used to use?

I wonder what tomorrow will bring...

LOL Malka, I'm sure you have a secret cupboard where things disappear into and emerge out of
Emerald Green poo would it be to do with the medication she had during her seizures, only thing I can think of!!!
Nothing wrong with smelling lovely is there

I'm worried about the whereabouts of the spoon...

Its in the secret cupboard

I take it the secret cupboard has some sort of special magnet or vacuum that just sucks stuff in?

Yes, and very occasionally stuff appears or re-appears

The spoon - a soup spoon - was in the bowl of salad when it, the bowl and the salad, ended up in my lap. I still have not found the spoon.

Pereg has never poo'd luminous emerald green before.

As for smelling lovely - when I was working in Tel Aviv there was a pharmacy nearby and I used to buy what one of the guys at work called my "trademark" perfume.

"Turbulences" parfum de toilette by Revillon , Paris. [NO, not Revlon, but Revillon]. And I still have a sealed, unopened box of a 50ml bottle kept in the depth of a dark cupboard but which I have never dared open as I do not think it is made any more.

But I mean Rose Water and Lavender Water are for old ladies are they not, and I am deferably not an old lady.

Yet.

They dunnarf smell luvverly though!

If they smell Luverly, whats the problem,and the spoon has taken itself to the secret cupboard. No ideas about the emerald green poos

Why am I seeing a monster in a cupboard that inhales things and then occasionally coughs them back up?

A bit like the soup dragon in the clangers...

LOL